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# Posted on Friday, 23 January 2009 at 9:37 AM
Edited on Friday, 23 January 2009 at 9:50 AM
Funny Things to Ponder ... add some more peeps
Funny Things to Ponder...
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
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# Posted on Sunday, 03 August 2008 at 1:17 PM
ONLINE BULLIES
I dont know how other countries laws are when it comes to online bullying,but here in canada
people should be aware that some forms of online bullying are considered criminal acts. Under the Criminal Code of Canada, it is a crime to communicate repeatedly with someone if your communication causes them to fear for their own safety or the safety of others.
It's also a crime to publish a "defamatory libel" - writing something that is designed to insult a person or likely to injure a person's reputation by exposing him or her to hatred, contempt or ridicule.
A cyber bully may also be violating the Canadian Human Rights Act, if he or she spreads hate or discrimination based on race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, marital status, family status or disability.
In a recent blog made on SKYROCK, a few bullies decided to totaly bash a certian person and his family and friends,including myself. Thanks to me and a few others,we had the blog deleated. Mayb in there country they can get away with things like that,but if they were here in canada.they would more than likely be sitting in jail waiting for a court trial.
STOP THE BULLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can say for sure that you ppl are watchin my blog and most likely planning somthing else to bash the person and persons you did in your last blog. Well news flash dudes!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont even go there with me,You wont get off so lightly the next time and thats not a threat. Thats a PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laugh all you want. I really dont care.The only thing you guys accomplished last time was showing everyone how stupid and imature you can act.
people should be aware that some forms of online bullying are considered criminal acts. Under the Criminal Code of Canada, it is a crime to communicate repeatedly with someone if your communication causes them to fear for their own safety or the safety of others.
It's also a crime to publish a "defamatory libel" - writing something that is designed to insult a person or likely to injure a person's reputation by exposing him or her to hatred, contempt or ridicule.
A cyber bully may also be violating the Canadian Human Rights Act, if he or she spreads hate or discrimination based on race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, marital status, family status or disability.
In a recent blog made on SKYROCK, a few bullies decided to totaly bash a certian person and his family and friends,including myself. Thanks to me and a few others,we had the blog deleated. Mayb in there country they can get away with things like that,but if they were here in canada.they would more than likely be sitting in jail waiting for a court trial.
STOP THE BULLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can say for sure that you ppl are watchin my blog and most likely planning somthing else to bash the person and persons you did in your last blog. Well news flash dudes!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont even go there with me,You wont get off so lightly the next time and thats not a threat. Thats a PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laugh all you want. I really dont care.The only thing you guys accomplished last time was showing everyone how stupid and imature you can act.
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# Posted on Sunday, 03 August 2008 at 10:23 AM
Edited on Tuesday, 05 August 2008 at 10:47 AM
FUNNY INSULTS
ITS NOT FUNNY TO INSULT PPL,BUT SOME JOKES AND INSULTS ARE FUNNY TO READ.
HERE ARE A FEW FOR EXAMPLE
1. Your Teeth...
Your teeth are so yellow that when you close your mouth, your stomach lights up.
2. Your Face Is SO Ugly
Your face is so ugly, you look out the window and get arrested for mooning!
3. Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo' mama so stupid, she got scared when she was on the escalator and the power went out!
4. Your Daddy...Head So Big
Your Daddy's head so big he had to get baptized in the Pacific Ocean.
5. Your Girlfriend Is So Ugly
Your girlfriend is so ugly, the trashman won't even pick her up.
LETS HAVE SOME FUN IN HERE PEEPS. SHOW US YOUR INSULTS,BUT PLZ DO NOT DIRECT THEM AT A PARTICULAR PERSON OR I WILL DELEATE IT. TY
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# Posted on Sunday, 03 August 2008 at 1:20 AM
Are Aliens Real or Fiction? What do you think?
Do aliens exist? Well, I guess it depends on how opened minded ones mind can be. I think that it would be pretty egotistical and naive to believe that we are the only forms of life out of the entire universe, but some think humans are so superior that there couldn't possibly be other life forms. If God created humans, couldn't he have also created life elsewhere?
Share your opinions here!!!!!!!
Share your opinions here!!!!!!!
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# Posted on Sunday, 03 August 2008 at 12:29 AM
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